Bunny Bunnington loved to play.
even when everyone told him to shut the hell up.
One day, Bunny found that no one wanted to be around him, so he sulked to the edge of the forest of Lonely Sulking Losers.
The forest was filled with other woodland creatures that sulked off after alienating those around them.
Bunny thought it would be perfect, since he could play with all the other irritating twats that came before him.
But there was a problem. It was the Lonely Sulking Losers forest, so no one actually ever talked with one another, not even when they saw another woodland creature with a new hat they really admired.
So Bunny left the forest and decided to murder all his former friends instead. He was still lonely, but he wasn’t a sulking loser.