Oops! This site has expired. If you are the site owner, please renew your premium subscription or contact support.
Children's tales as you've never (and probably shouldn't have) heard them before.
Manny ate his Aunt Gretchen's gift and needs to get his hands on some more. This story has chocolate covered raisins, visits to the zoo and severe monkey vengeance. What more could you want?
Let's all welcome Don Giveacrap, the world's newest superhero. Will he save the world? Probably not.
Boy meets girl. Girl wants to eat boy's skin. Boy signs up for classes instead.
A sociopath princess grows bored with blood and carnage. Will she ever regain her blood-lust?
A man finds a genie in his lunchbox. Will he be granted wishes beyond his wildest dreams? Probably not.
An illustrated cautionary tale for children everywhere. Don't play with sharks, kids!
A little duckling feels out of place and tries to find his place in the world. Will he find a home where brains are an acceptable food source?
A rhyming tale about why children should eat their vegetables.