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Tales for the Depraved Kid at Heart
Children's tales as you've never (and probably shouldn't have) heard them before.
Manny and the Manic Monkeys
Manny ate his Aunt Gretchen's gift and needs to get his hands on some more. This story has chocolate covered raisins, visits to the zoo and severe monkey vengeance. What more could you want?
The Adventures of Apathy Man
Let's all welcome Don Giveacrap, the world's newest superhero. Will he save the world? Probably not.
The Adventures of Bunny Bunnington (With Pictures!)
Journey with Bunny Bunnington as he learns that running away doesn't solve your problems, especially if there's blood to be had.
The Adventures of Kitten Kittenly (With Pictures!)
Kitten Kittenly felt lost at life, but she didn't go after some fad diet or buy a new self help book. This her tale of how she learned the true power of plutonium.
Roy and the Haunted House
All Roy wants this Halloween some cool ghost candy. Will he get his wish? Of course not. Where's the fun in that?
The Fairy of the Clearing
Boy meets girl. Girl wants to eat boy's skin. Boy signs up for classes instead.
The Princess and the Booze
A sociopath princess grows bored with blood and carnage. Will she ever regain her blood-lust?
The Genie of the Lunchbox
A man finds a genie in his lunchbox. Will he be granted wishes beyond his wildest dreams? Probably not.
An illustrated cautionary tale for children everywhere. Don't play with sharks, kids!
The Undead Duckling
A little duckling feels out of place and tries to find his place in the world. Will he find a home where brains are an acceptable food source?
Eat Your Veggies, Or Else!
A rhyming tale about why children should eat their vegetables.