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Interviews with Inanimate Objects
Eye opening interviews with inanimate objects.
Interview with a Crayon Box
The heartbreaking interview with a box of generic crayons.
Interview with a Beer Bottle
Beer bottle's have a lot to say, plus they willingly give us their blood, all in the name of
Interview with a Toilet Brush
Toilet brush's are a front-line defense against an invading horde of germs.